Be Amazed, I Am Gavin

In This Blog You Will Find Knowledge, Unless Your Head Explodes First. You may be shocked and amazed, or not, whatever...

Location: Alberta, Canada

I am a 16 year old, mature, sexy, guy. Im am confused about my sexuality...uh... i mean, my goals in life. And i think the world is going to hell in a handbasket, or possibly, a large purse.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

My Ideas That Offend Many People.

  1. Christianity Is The Leading Religion Of Corruption
  2. In Order To help humanity, major cities should be destroyed, even if it kills innocent people.
  3. Tim Is Incompetent
  4. So Is Josh
  5. It is better to be hurt and not love than to love and be hurt worse.
  6. Hurt Is A Stupid Looking Word.
  7. All Paths Lead To Destruction. Good or Evil Its all the same in the end.
  8. Rock Stars and Movie actors are false icons that help spread the lies of corruption and consumerism.
  9. All political parties are as dum as a fish. (which are very dumb) ((at least, i think theyre dumb)) (((dumb is another ugly word)))
  10. Its not my fault i was born so damn good looking, so quit taking your ugliness out on me. (im kidding, im very mediocre) ((and i dont even have a large penis, so i guess im screwed)) (((or rather, not)))
  11. Money is pointless, thats right. Its Bull, and i can live without it you bastards. (well, i dont need a lot of it, but enough to travel) (Fine maybe im sort of contradicting on that one but money is still stupid)
  12. Im Better than most people (i dont know if i actually believe that, but i suppose its how i appear)
  13. No Matter how good you look, if you smell bad, you are worthless. So Buy New Old Spice For Men, How Dirty Boys Get Clean.
  14. Everyone these days are apathetic (holy crap, just saying that is apathetic! its like a neverending circle) (oh well, the worlds screwed anyways)
  15. Girls usually go for the jerks. Joel has a pretty good idea why, but i forgot. All i know is that it makes sense, and if you look around, youll see its true.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's awesome

12:05 AM  
Blogger kannoff said...

I'm not incompetent... I just act that way to make Gavin feel like he's worth something:D... Naw I'm lying, I'm just sexy sexy eye candy... crap I'm lying again... the truth is Gavin thinks I'm incompetent because at kickboxing I didn't hold the pads right (it was my first time) and He's been in the class a good 3 months more than me... But I guess He probably has other resons... (Heh)

10:18 PM  
Blogger Gavins Truth said...

no folks, tim is just plain ol incompetent. Kickboxing was just the most obvious one to him. i think he has a mental handicap from playing too many computer games.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Josh said...

QUOTE: "So is Josh"

Here's an idea: 'Gavin is pompous!' WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!!!

Who's has the upper hand NOW?!?

7:00 PM  
Blogger Gavins Truth said...

i do you stupid fuck

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Josh said...

prove it

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, I bet noone has read any of these for like four years man! Smoke weed every day!

1:19 PM  

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